sueishappy:

"and that is why pink ribbons are for boobies." -hank green

daves-plushrump:

roselalond:

drallonsy:

people who hate homestuck and have no idea what it is

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People who hate Homestuck and wont shut up about the fact that they hate Homestuck

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if they hate homestuck so much why dont they just hate marry homestuck

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ishouldnotbearousedbythis:

lmao-okay-no:

aclumsywaytofallinlove:

THIS 

this is my life 

What is this guys name ??

Um, I’m not a detective, but something tells me it might be Daniel Simonsen.

mainstreetinternet:

The science witch trials

skylarkjanina:

kaosunseen:

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THAT IS THE BEST USE OF THAT PICTURE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

religiousmom:

So I am socially required to shave my legs and armpits but white boys aren’t socially required to shave their stringy greasy failed mini moustaches?

egobus:

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me as a teacher tbh

irrationalliberal:

Got to love them Cyanide and Happiness folks

cpecod:

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad

reapergrellsutcliff:

Grell Sutcliff Cosplay Teeth Tutorial!

By popular demand! Since I’ve had so many people ask. I hope this is helpful to someone!

Here are some links to a few of the items you might have difficulty finding. Though everything you can get at a grocery store or hardware store, except the plastic pellets.

A few more tips I forgot to mention above:
Clean of any extra glue with a clean q-tip, and avoid getting the glue on the front of the tooth. - If the edges of the teeth don’t match up, wait until the glue is dry, and you can file down the tops of the teeth a bit until it’s a closer match.  - When removing the retainer pull down carefully, and use both hands.  -  You can drink with these in, but I recommend -only- cold water. Don’t try to eat with them in.  - Pointy teeth are sharp! Be careful, you probably will cut yourself.

Enjoy the tutorial!

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

stand-up-comic-gifs:

I look around, there’s baby pictures of me everywhere. - Sheng Wang (x)

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